A month into this I suppose I should codify the rules.
Unlike some other blogs you may be familiar with, this site will have few, if any, of the following:
- Links.
Comments.
Titles.
Time stamps.
User-friendly archives.
Examples of correct CSS.
Words all-capped for hyperbole OR IRONY.
Observations on current events.
References to work. (As far as the job goes, there is no blog. As far as the blog goes, there is no job. Please don't ask; please don't tell. Getting fired for a blog is just so 2003, and the cliche would destroy me.)
Named references to anyone to whom I haven't made a lifelong commitment.
Oblique and/or sinister references to anyone I'm avoiding naming.
Posts I may regret when St. Peter
Ruminations on anything outside my expertise.
Intimations that I am an expert in anything but me. (They say write what you know, and I happen to be the world's foremost authority on me.)
Stories about my children or pets.
Children conceived because I'm running out of material.
Quite frankly, it's going to be mostly photos.